Your name is LIL CAL. You are 12 YEARS OLD, and live with your TWO BROTHERS in HOUSTON, TEXAS.
And shit just got REAL, because you are DEAD.
{{ 6yo | 19yo }}

Anonymous: Yes. That is exactly it. He also thinks that he is a pirate cuz he's always tryin to kidnap older you or some shit it's fucking weird.

ARRG

THURR BE FURRIES.

LISTEN I ALREADY TOLD HIM I AIN’T CRAWLIN INTO HIS VAN OR CAVE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE PARADES AROUND IN.

HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!

Anonymous: Dont worry little man, she's not all crazy-bitch, just when psycho space furries bust down her walls again.

OKAY, GOOD. 

WAIT,

SO THE GUY IN THE FURSUIT THINKS HE’S THE KOOLAID MAN??? 

lil-callie: nah. just the crazy traumatized ones. <3 but no seriously if i hear you're doing that i will personally teach you a lesson mmmmkay?

q:?

K BUT YOU TELL THAT TO MY OLDER SELF LYING IN BED NEXT TO YOU.

I’M PRETTY SURE IF YOU CASTRATE ME NOW HE’LL SELF-DESTRUCT.

lil-callie: clever, let me tell ya. s'all in good fun, cal, don't get your panties in a twist. :P

q:?

GIRLS ARE WEIRD.

I FEEL ITS BETTER TO JUST PEG EM WITH DODGEBALLS.

lil-callie: yes, heaven forbid i tease you a bit because your reactions are funny. you poor dear. (also? tell that to your older self, he's the one curled up to me like no tomorrow hon.)

I AIN’T SAYIN SHE A GOLD DIGGA

BUT SHE AIN’T MESSIN WITH NO BROKE NIGGAS

lil-callie: do i even want to know what you're going on about? oh but i don't think that block will last long if the behavior of your other selves alone are anything to go by. ;u

JESUS CHRIST.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I JUST STATED TWO SECONDS AGO THAT ALL THAT FLIRTY BUSINESS FLEW OUT THE WINDOW WHEN YOU BECAME A CONCEITED BITCH!

lil-callie: well would you lookit that! you can put 2 and 2 together after all!!! :D another half point for you.

SILENTLY BLOCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

DEAR GOD YOU ARE A RELENTLESS WOMAN.

BUT BRO SAYS NEVER TO LET COMMITMENT DRAG YOU DOWN, IF YOU WANT A GAL WAIT TIL YOU’RE 30.

I THINK I SEE WHERE HE’S COMING FROM.

lil-callie: totally considering this a victory. but you still made me laugh so you get a half a point.

I THINK I FIGURED YOU OUT

YOU ARE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE INTERNET’S RULE 63 THROWS ALL UP OVER MY PUPPET VERSION’S FACE???

lil-callie: what, can't think of anything on your own so you have to alter what i said? tsk tsk.

q:?

OLLIES OUTTIE TO WATCH TTGL

lil-callie: <3 you know it!!!

q;) THAT’S OKAY. ONE DAY YOU’LL GROW BRAINS TOO!! LET’S KEEP PRAYING THAT YOU CAN WATER THAT TINY SEED YOU CALL A CRANIUM FAST ENOUGH, TOOTS.

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